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Aviso de retirada importante

Posted on by Anonymous

El Hacedor de todos los seres humanos está retirando del mercado todas las unidades fabricadas, sin importar marca o año, debido al grave defecto en el componente primario y central del corazón. Esto se debe a un mal funcionamiento en el código de la unidad prototipo original llamado Adán y Eva, lo que resultó en la reproducción del mismo defecto en todas las unidades posteriores.

Este defecto ha sido técnicamente denominado “No Moral Interna Subsecuencial” o más comúnmente conocido como PECADO, ya que se caracteriza principalmente por la pérdida del juicio moral. Algunos otros síntomas son:

Pérdida de dirección
Emisiones vocales sucias
Amnesia de origen
Falta de paz y alegría.
Comportamiento egoísta o violento.
Depresión o confusión en el componente mental.
Temeroso

El fabricante, que no es responsable ni tiene culpa de este defecto, proporciona reparación y servicio autorizados por la fábrica de forma GRATUITA para corregir el defecto PECADO. [El número para llamar en su área es F-E.
Simplemente cree que Cristo murió por tus pecados, fue sepultado y resucitó, y tu unidad será regenerada. No importa cuán grande o pequeño sea el defecto del PECADO, Cristo lo reparará y reemplazará con]:

Perdón
Amar
Alegría
Paz
Longanimidad
Dulzura
Bondad
Fe
Mansedumbre
Templanza
Consulte el manual de funcionamiento SANTA BIBLIA para obtener más detalles sobre el uso de estas correcciones. [Ver secciones I Cor. 15:1-4; Ef. 1:7; y Gal. 5:16-26].

ADVERTENCIA: Continuar operando la unidad humana sin corrección anula la garantía del fabricante, exponiendo al propietario a peligros y problemas demasiado numerosos para enumerarlos y dará como resultado que la unidad humana quede incautada permanentemente. [Para servicio de emergencia gratuito antes de que sea demasiado tarde: invoca al Señor Jesucristo que nos amó y se dio a sí mismo en rescate por nuestros pecados].

PELIGRO: Las unidades humanas que no reciban esta acción de retirada deberán ser desechadas en el horno.

Esta acción fue autorizada por el Creador.

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The Christ Bell

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I KNOW WHO I AM
I am God’s child (Rom. 8:16)
I am a light in the world (Phil. 2:15)
I am sealed by God (II Cor. 1:21-22)
I am bought with a price (I Cor. 6:19,20)
I am a saint (set apart for God) (Eph. 1:1)
I am a personal witness of Christ (Acts 22:15)
I have peace with God through Christ (Rom. 5:1)
I have been saved in order to bear fruit (Rom. 7:4)
I am a member of the Body of Christ (I Cor. 12:27)
I am a citizen of Heaven living on earth (Phil. 3:20)
I am free from any charge against me (Rom. 8:31-34)
I am seated with Christ in the heavenly realm (Eph. 2:6)
I have access to God through the Holy Spirit (Eph. 2:18)
I am a minister of reconciliation for God (II Cor. 5:17-21)
I cannot be separated from the love of God (Rom. 8:35-39)
I am assured all things work together for good (Rom. 8:28)
I may approach God with freedom and confidence (Eph. 3:12)
I have been crucified with Christ and He liveth in me (Gal. 2:20)
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me (Phil. 4:13)
I am God’s temple (I Cor. 6:19). I am complete in Christ (Col. 2:10)
I have been justified (Rom. 3:24). I am hidden with Christ in God (Col. 3:3)
I am God’s workmanship created in Christ Jesus unto good works (Eph. 2:10)
I am confident that the good work God has begun in me will be perfected (Phil. 1:6)
I am redeemed and forgiven (Col. 1:14). I have been adopted as God’s child (Eph. 1:5)
I belong to God. Do you know. Who you are?

Without Christ you are blind and lost (II Cor. 4:3,4), but the good news is, God loves you and Christ died to pay for your sins (I Cor. 15:3,4). The only question is, do you believe He died to pay for your sins, or are you still trying to pay for them in your own way, by doing good works? God says, “to him that worketh not, but believeth on Him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness” (Rom. 4:5). Why not “believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved”(Acts 16:31).

Important Recall Notice

Posted on by Anonymous

The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype unit code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.

This defect has been technically termed “Subsequential Internal Non- Morality” or more commonly known as SIN, as it is primarily characterized by loss of moral judgment. Some other symptoms are:

  • Loss of direction
  • Foul vocal emissions
  • Amnesia of origin
  • Lack of peace and joy
  • Selfish or violent behavior
  • Depression or confusion in mental component
  • Fearful

The manufacturer, who is neither liable or at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service FREE of charge to correct the SIN defect. [The number to call in your area is F-A-I-T-H. Simply believe that Christ died for your sins, was buried and rose again, and your unit will be regenerated. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Christ will repair and replace it with]:

  • Forgiveness
  • Love
  • Joy
  • Peace
  • Longsuffering
  • Gentleness
  • Goodness
  • Faith
  • Meekness
  • Temperance

Please see operating manual HOLY BIBLE for further details on the use of these fixes. [See sections I Cor. 15:1-4; Eph. 1:7; and Gal. 5:16-26].

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without correction voids the manufacturer’s warranty, exposing the owner to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. [For free emergency service before it’s too late: call upon the Lord Jesus Christ who loved us and gave Himself a ransom for our sins].

DANGER: The human units not receiving this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace.

This action was authorized by the Creator.

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